killerik - Why the hell not?

The Oscars are over 4 hours long and boring as the local senior center's performance of "A Streetcar Named Desire".

It doesn't help that I'm never nominated, which means that I never win.

All because Hollywood blackballed me during the McCarthy era. Passing military secrets to the Soviets doesn't make me a communist. It makes me a traitor. Not the same.

Here's Jennifer Hudson and Beyoncé trying to one up each other during the Oscars. I don't really like this either. I wish that they would just kill each other and get it over with.

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