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Is that poppycock in your mouth?
When you're a guy you have to be really careful about everything you do. One mistake and you get a horrible nickname, and ridicule for life.
You may have the best friends in the world, but they won't hesitate to call you "Stinkfinger" in public. I'm about to help you avoid a situation where you just might(absolutely) aquire one hell of a handle.
Don't ever get caught eating this product:
That's right. It says "Poppycock". But the worst part is that it's "Poppycock - Just the Nuts". That's raises the bar by a factor of 100. I didn't even calculate in the part about it being the "Deluxe Nut Mix". This product is one landmine after another.
Steer clear of "Just the Nuts". Even if this is the greatest food ever brought to market, it isn't worth the years of namecalling and telephone calls that reference your love of "Just the Nuts".
I don't care if this food cures cancer, or gives me rock hard abs. It's staying on that store shelf until those nuts go rancid.
You're welcome, Poppycock.
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