killerik - Why the hell not?

Another in a long(short) line of how-tos from me.

I know that you all love them so much. As evidenced from comments such as:

Wow that helped me out a fucking lot! Ur so fucking dumb. NO SHIT u do that its fucking obvious . Well wat bout the ppl who didnt buy it from a store and the ipod didnt come with a fucking box!

I must have really helped this guy out:

you ass hole! why would you waste your time and your readers by saying that? I just bought a bootlegged i-pod and was wondering how to get music on it without a programed driver because I have an a windows 98 and it wont seem to work. am I the dummy by buying it with out a driver?

Who could ever forget this classic:

ass hole

Well, obviously you all want more and I'm here to please.

Step 1: Google-search for perfect cake recipe.

Step 2: Follow the recipe.

Step 3: Take cake out of oven.

Step 4: Eat the perfect cake.

Related reading: How-To archives.

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Time for another installment of killerik.com's step-by-step, simple how-tos.

This edition is for anyone out there that wants to drop some of that extra poundage, before they pack it all on again this holiday season. All you have to do is follow these very easy instructions.

Step 1. Check Weight.

Step 4. Check Weight Again.

Now, don't go giving away this magical secret to a shrinking waistline. I'm giving you all a sneak peek of my 1 page book(not including the 150 pages of dedications and shout outs). It'll go on sale sometime soon(once I get over my nagging writer's block). MSRP: $29.99.

FYI: 3500 calories= 1 pound!

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It's time for the premiere installment of killerik.com's step-by-step, simple how-tos.

You may be saying "But Erik, there are a multitude of websites that can teach me how to do everything." Well, these will be the most simple and to the point instructions for doing tasks that may come up in your home, on your PC, or even on the web. So, sit back and learn.

Today I'll be walking you through the task of uploading music onto your iPod. These instructions are compatable with every version of iPod ever produced.

Step 1. Buy an iPod.

Step 4. Upload music to your iPod.

That's it. Four very simple steps to one tech related problem. I hope that this helps some of my readers. You're welcome.

Be sure to look for future entries in killerik.com's extremely simple step-by-step solutions to your everyday problems.

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