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Hope that everyone(all of you naughty nurses/cheerleaders/cats/witches/Playboy Bunnies/pregnant nuns/french maids/fairies/princesses/lingerie models/stock brokers and to all of the guys going out dressed up as anything covered in blood/pirates/priests and congressmen with little boys in tow) has a good Halloween.
I hope that your pumpkin patch is the most sincere and that you don't get a bunch of rocks.
Caution: Candy apples may contain razor blades.
I've just purchased one sexy beast.
It's the Logitech MX Revolution Cordless Laser Mouse
Damn, it's hot. I can't wait till I can finally see it in person. I'll invite it into my house, and offer it a nice pad to settle itself on. Then I'll put out one of those fake yawns while I covertly sync it up to my PC. After that I'll ease into it by gently caressing it's supple buttons. Then it all comes down to fondling it's sleek scroll wheel. Pure bliss will overcome me while I run it all over myself while testing out its wireless capabilities.
That's hot.
Don't tell my current mouse. It doesn't know that it'll be pushed aside by the newest girl on the block. I'm sorry, Logitech MX500
I'm a weirdo.
Congrats to the St. Louis Cardinals and their fans. Your team is now the World Series Champions!
From my experience as a Red Sox fan, this means that you only have to wait another 86 years till you get to experience this feat again. Set your countdown clocks.
So, you better cherish this moment. Next year it'll be back to feeling the crushing brutality of being on the losing end.
I also have to say sorry for ESPN's homepage headline of "In-Card-ible!". Personally, I think it's a bit of a stretch.
Just a quick post before my Tylenol PM kicks in.
Anyone else watching Heroes? I've just finally got around to watching all of the episodes in this past week. They were saved on my DVR, but I was never in the mood to watch an hour long show that wasn't Lost. Also, I didn't think that I was going to like it. That was stupid of me, because this show is kind of like ABC's island drama(lots of mystery to the "heroes" origins). The best way that I can discribe it is that it's kind of Lost and The 4400's love-child.
It's now highly recommended by me. Seems like a really good story, and it's beautifully shot.
If you haven't watched this show yet, give it a try. You can find the episodes for sale on iTunes for $1.99(some other number in some other currency in some other country). Obviously, you can also find them on your local torrent site for FREE FREE FREE! But that's illegal, so I can't endorse that route.
This show better not flop for the rest of the season, or I'm going to lose all of my nonexistent credibility.
Trailer:
Off-topic:
Enjoy my super awesome "halloween theme". Those are some spooky ghost surrounding my site. I put a lot of effort into putting those there(from borrowing the graphic to inserting it into my website with my super awesome HTML skills). No need for thanks, it's implied. God, I'm creative.
"Save the cheerleader, save the world!"
Time for another installment of killerik.com's step-by-step, simple how-tos.
This edition is for anyone out there that wants to drop some of that extra poundage, before they pack it all on again this holiday season. All you have to do is follow these very easy instructions.
Step 1. Check Weight.
Step 2. Eat Less.
Step 3. Exercise More.
Step 4. Check Weight Again.
Now, don't go giving away this magical secret to a shrinking waistline. I'm giving you all a sneak peek of my 1 page book(not including the 150 pages of dedications and shout outs). It'll go on sale sometime soon(once I get over my nagging writer's block). MSRP: $29.99.
FYI: 3500 calories= 1 pound!
Time to pitch a new TV show as a mid-season replacement.
Ok, picture this...
Good looking doctor in his late 20s lands a position in a big city ER. Very charismatic and loved by all of his co-workers. We can follow his whirlwind of relationships with multiple nurses and doctors. You know, your typical doctor show stuff.
Except he has a secret. He has a lust for more than just the hot new nurse. He has a lust for blood. He's Vampire Doctor MD!
It's a struggle everyday for him to keep his sharp-and-pointies from sinking into each and every one of his patients. Should he try to save that little boy's life, even if there's almost no chance that he'll live(freak roller blading accident mixed with a bit of train)? Or should he try to preserve his own life so that he can live another day to work his doctor magic on people that only he can cure? What a dilemma!
There will be a few people that suspect him. They will work each week to figure out all there is about our lovable, bloodsucking doc and bring him to his end. But Dr. Vampire can defend himself. Mix in a little bit of 'Blade'-type moves and gadgets. I'm sure that he'll have someone working with him, behind the scenes, to keep his blood-lust at a minimum.
Professionally done conceptual art of Dr. Vampire MD:
So, we have sex, action, horror, and drama. It's everything that tv needs today.
This whole idea could even go in a whole different direction. How about a hospital just for mythical-type beings? Staff it with vampires, mummies, werewolves, etc. I'm picturing a scene where one of the doctors runs out of gauze and grabs a chunk of cloth off of the mummy nurse. That's good stuff, right there.
If any big time tv studios want to flesh this out a bit more with me, drop me an email.
I'm going to be famous!
Everyone in the whole world has seen this video already. So, if you haven't, check it out. It's all album covers taking each other out. Very Terry Gilliam in style.
Continuing from the last posting of somewhat odd products, I give you the latest offering.
Ever want to smell like a car race and didn't know how to achieve this feat(short of pouring gasoline on yourself)? Well, now you're in luck. Daytona 500
"With subtle hints of burning rubber and spilled beer."
I've never seen another sporting event have its own mass-marketed cologne. The NBA, MLB, NHL, and NFL need to tap this market. Obviously, people will buy anything.
I'm sure that most of you have been to a gas station. If so, then you've probably witnessed their hot dogs rolling around and staying fresh and tasty, or not. Bring home the excitement of rolling hot dogs
"Wow" indeed.
I also captured a rare image of the beast outside of its box-like residence:
You know that you can't resist touching its knobs. Go ahead, do it. I can't stop staring at your milky white complexion, and your striped awning. I love you, hot-dog-roller-grill-thing! Sorry, I need a moment.
While we're on the subject of gas station paraphernalia...
Drinking out of the gas pump isn't recommended. It contains gasoline. You can't drink gasoline.
Time to change your way of thinking. Gas pumps
Just fill this up with your favorite beverage and off you go. But please teach the children that they should never sip from the nozzle of an actual gas pump. Gas is expensive, and you shouldn't waste your money quenching the thirst of children.
It's official, Google is buying Youtube. It only cost them $1.65 billion. That could have bought around 27049180.327868852459016393442623 ads on Cockeyed.com. It's also just the right amount of money to buy sex from me for the night. I'm not worth it, but that's what I charge. Delusions of grandeur and all that jazz.
Not a very good use of your money Google. I bet that they already have buyer's remorse.
A show about the behind the scenes workings of a 'Saturday Night Live' type show. It stars Matthew Perry(Chandler from 'Friends'), Bradley Whitford(that guy from 'The West Wing'), Amanda Peet(from the classic movie 'Whipped'), and a whole slew of others.
If you enjoyed "Sports Night" and/or "The West Wing", you'll most likely appreciate "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip". After all, they were all created by the great Aaron Sorkin.
It has the same great dialogue as both of those shows. The writing and the acting are both at the top of anything on TV today(except 'Flavor of Love'). I really got hooked after the first episode, but wanted to give it till the third before declaring how great it is. There was no slip-off.
So, if you're not watching this show yet, jump on in. It's only three episodes into the season, and I think that it would be easy enough to get on board now. You may not get all of the backstories, but I'm sure that you'll pick up on most of the key points of the characters. Maybe you can find it on iTunes, or one of those illegal file-swapping thingamajigs(use thingamajigs at your own risk)?
It airs Monday nights at 10e/9c on NBC.
Here's a trailer for the show(I'd post a clip, but NBC has been taking them down left and right):
The third season of "Lost" premieres tonight at 9pm(eastern) on ABC. If you're a fan, you already know about this and have cleared out your schedule. If you are not a fan, then your life is probably empty.
Episode Description from abc.com:
"A Tale of Two Cities"
SEASON PREMIERE
In the season premiere episode, Jack, Kate and Sawyer begin to discover what they are up against as prisoners of "The Others."
Here's the first video 'podcast' for this season, from producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse. Their podcasts are always informative, witty, and Lost related(which is all that I need). There may be spoilerish material in this video, but nothing too terrible. These guys wouldn't want to give away anything big, as they are quite secretive about plot lines in their show.
Only 14 hours to go!
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